Low!

Ah woke up this this mornin',     Da da da di da
And went to the loo.
Ah pulled the door shut .......
...... but the handle came too!

Ah looked at the handle,     Da da da di da
Ah looked at the door.
Looked way up to the window ......
....... and back down to the floor.

Ah got the little room blues,
Ah got the little room blues.
My erse ain't gonna fit through that window .......
Ah got the little room blues.