Take him down, no not them HIM!

Detective Chief Inspector Morse said he had Miaow matters in his tray but would look into a recent spate of Cereal Abuse. 

It is believed that fruit was used to adulterate Frosties, a crime in itself. His assistant and confidante a certain Fairy, Garden for the use of, cleaned up the mess and declared herself innocent. Well that’s a bloody lie, and on a Sunday of all days. 

The shuffling mass of humanity called Seagull by Australian mates was discovered shouting imprecations at his iPad this afternoon, when read his rights he retorted, “Sod off Exeter have just scored against Sale!” If we had a budgie he’d be in front of the beak in the morning.