Perhaps the most useless document ever (currently)

I have no idea why we applied for a new passport for Ottawacker Jr. Perhaps it had something to do with my untrammeled optimism - something of which you have no doubt noticed while trawling these pages. But apply for it we did, and it arrived today, via courier (not even the government trusts Canada Post these days), with confirmation that Ottawacker Jr. could be on any number of "Wanted" posters around the world. 

Still, as long as he is happy.