UCKFIELD CONTEMPORARY GOES VIRTUAL

Following almost two years of lockdown-related restricted opening, Wilson has resolved to move the Uckfield Contemporary Art Gallery entirely online.
Apart from anything else, this will enable him to free up the previous building and enable him to convert it into something more lucrative.
To formally mark the transition, the Uckfield Contemporary Gallery will henceforth be known as the Uckfield Virtual.
Wilson has assured me that the Uckfield Virtual will offer an 'unrivalled' exhibition space, and moreover – unlike an old-fashioned physical art gallery – is guaranteed 100% germ- and virus-free.
Perhaps best of all, in a virtual art gallery there will be no queueing!
You won't be in the least surprised to learn W has already taken care of what he thinks is the most important part of any business: the logo and business card design!
Wilson promises that the new Virtual Art Gallery will be a Great Leap Forward for art lovers.
I just hope that admission will not be by Bitcoin – I don't understand it, and Wilson's already had his paws burned by virtual currencies…