Last Chance on the Stairway?

Ooh, I don't know what you're thinking
I don't even know what you're drinking…

https://youtu.be/T046uTgs6MM

I’ve been uneasily passing my new housemate on the stairs as few times as possible these last couple of days!

Is he waiting for liaison? He may have been stood up. He may dry up and die right there as he hasn’t legged it like they usually do!

He’d better clear off before the cleaning lady comes tomorrow or there could be trouble!