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Mr Jims new phone arrived today. He got it because his prehistoric one wouldn't a work in America where the beat people with old phones which only phone people and don't talk to you. or wont allow your husband to talk to you. Or something. If he asks me one more question about his android phone/has one more hissy fit at it I'm putting it up high. He should be at the supermarket buying me enough cheese findus pancakes to allow my survival till next Tuesday.