Sharp End of the Wedge

My, how I Laughed My eFfing Ass Off.

Had to check the calendar hadn't skipped forward to April 1st when I read the story about a school banning triangular flapjacks after an incident in which some poor kid was taken down after one was launched in the school canteen. Not laughing at the kid obviously, but just at the latest example of health and safety gone mad and by the level of reporting the whole affair's garnered; national BBC news FFS.

Still, cheered us all up on a miserable Monday, and gave me some blip fodder that doesn't involve the weather.