Driving us all mad.....

First there was no loo roll,
Now we're running out of fuel,
Pork and chicken's off the menu,
And we'll soon be eating gruel.

So I'm going to drive a lorry
To alleviate this plight.
(Even though I have no licence and I can't tell left from right.)

I don't care that there's no frozen food,
And not much co2,
'Cause if I can drive a tanker
Then at least the gin gets through!!