STRICTLY COME DANCING

Wilson does not enjoy Strictly Come Dancing.
He refers to it disparagingly as Strictly Come Prancing About, and complains that it takes up all of Saturday evening, when he could be watching something 'worthwhile' (aka an action movie) or something similar.
I don't like it either, and nor do Nërp, Byron, Passing Clouds, Mole or, well… anyone.
Except for the bees, Polly and Billi – they LOVE it.
But to avoid family discord, they kindly watch it together on Catch-up the following day.
Diesel the Goldfish doesn't much like it either, but he's waiting patiently for someone to move his bowl away from the tv.
I suppose that would be me…