Express.......Oh!

I ordered this coffee online as it came highly recommended however i ordered two packs of beans and for some unknown reason a pack of fine ground espresso coffee...doh!

I don't do espresso at present as the machine I have is not that great at it and its a bit of a faff, I much prefer a good fresh ground cup in the morning. I was so convinced it was their mistake I e mailed their customer services to get a copy of my order as I had deleted their remittance, I was wrong....a slice of humble pie with my next coffee!

'Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country'


Neil Hannon