For those of you watching in black and white...

the red pencil is next to the green. (with apologies to whispering Ted Lowe)

In other exciting news...

The current Mrs Mart insists that she requires a new swim suit. I was happy to walk her to my favourite charity shop, but my kind offer was rebuked!?

So the current Mrs Mart trawled the world wide wonder web. I was required to fulfil the task most dreaded of all men - answering the 'what do you think of this one?' question.

On one website page, my interest was piqued a little when I discovered that if you hovered the cursor over the model, she flounced around a bit to show you front, back and side views!!!

So eventually one with the required amount of support, style, scaffolding, spandex and even an inbuilt control panel (?) was selected.

Now dear reader, you will have to forgive me here, for when the current Mrs Mart started the check out procedure and was told that:

Larger orders may result in an increase in delivery time

I very nearly wet myself giggling.