Oh Rachel, I'm so sorry i've given you .......

crows feet.

Mind you, nowhere near as bad as mine (yet).

On the other hand, I would like to think that I have also passed on some desirable traits as well as some not so desirable ones, and the fact that you have been asked to apply for the position of assistant head at your primary school makes me feel very proud. Quite an achievement at 27 and 3/4 (I know you don't want to be 28).

I must say that with this and your brothers promotion to centre manager with PGL, I'm beginning to feel like a bit of an under achiever. I'd better pull my socks up :-)