Can I interest you in some soap, madam?

Having been in Oman now for just over two and a half years, it takes something special to make me raise my eyebrows in surprise. With that in mind, allow me to introduce two new additions to the 'Miss Beauty' soap range, available from the bottom shelf of my local supermarket:

Virginity Soap - With herbal extracts

Tightening Soap - Tightening Vagina Muscle Free From Bacteria


I had to wait a good fifteen minutes for the aisle to clear to blip this...

...with eyebrows raised, of course.