Hammer Head

So we’ve got to pay a fee
if we want to go
down to the sea?
 
Do you take credit cards?
 
No?
 
Oh, ok.
How much?
 
A minimum of 10p you say,
but you’re not really in it
for the money, you’re just keen
to continue the tradition.
 
And we hammer the coins
into your head?
 
That sounds bad
but if that’s what you want
that’s what we’ll do.
 
I’ve a 10 pence and a 20 pence
and I can bash them in
with my shoe.
 
Are you ready?