CAR ACCIDENT

Byron has now completed his first piece of work in his new studio, and he's invited me in to take a look.
It is a piece of performance art entitled 'About Your Recent Car Accident'
It consists of Byron with a telephone handset balanced precariously on his head and reciting a script:
❝ Hello, my name is Henry Swindel of Messrs Crooke, Swindel and Bilk. I'm told that you've recently had a car accident that wasn't your fault – is that right?
I'm calling today to inform you that our company can handle your insurance claim for you, and if successful, we guarantee that you will receive a full two percent of the total payout, without you lifting a finger, so can you just tell me the date of your accident? ❞
I've had my fair share of unsolicited scam calls like this in the past, but this is, well… this is ART!