Dusty bottles

I had a theory when I was younger, that people would artfully add dust to wine bottles to give the illusion that they were something special. If that were the case, my meagre collection here would be worth a fortune!

Hardly any sleep last night, the burglar alarm kept tripping because of all the dust in the atmosphere. I am about 3 weeks away from feeling safe and secure in my own home.... no more random articles of clothing left in the dining room, no more dust, no more fights about setting the alarm properly, no more teeth sucking and head shaking... please get the job done and leave me alone.

It's the final count down.....