A Big Dog Did It...

...and ran away. I didn't do it. I just lie here on the rug (which really doesn't suit my manly gender OR my breed) and wait for OilMan to get out of the shower. I just don't have any idea how all that black hair winds up on the rug, but I definitely didn't do anything.I]never do anything....
-Ozzie

Perhaps if you were smart enough to remember that we just had a dog door installed just for you, you could go outside and do some of your shedding out there....
-Berkekeyblipper