Don't feed the weans

Its o.k., I wasn't tempted to buy this. 
I mean who  thinks this up?  A cage containing the heads of dolls stuck on to dinosaur bodies. 

What's the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?     With a crane.

How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?  You can't get the door shut!  



What is a Scottish wean?
Derived from wee, meaning little, and ane meaning one, wean is a word most commonly used in the West of Scotland to refer to a young child