North by Northwest

A brief blue blink hovered above the Black Craig first thing but then the uniform greyness was couriered in pronto.


The Current Mrs Creel reminded me that inside my last Christmas Cracker the bon mot was the ‘difference between erotic and kinky’.  Erotic is taking one feather and playing it sensually along the limbs of your partner.  Kinky is using the whole chicken.


The lines are glowing at Creel HQ. 


No further calls will be taken.