Just So..

Leopard print signs leading to the village hall revealed much squealing and young women clad in leopard skin dresses at a hen party. 

"No I'm not the male stripper"... 

How the leopard got it's spots (read to me as a child by my father) 

"...Well, make up your mind,' said the Ethiopian, 'because I'd hate to go hunting without you, but I must if you insist on looking like a sun-flower against a tarred fence.' 'I'll take spots, then,' said the Leopard; 'but don't make 'em too vulgar-big. I wouldn't look like Giraffe—not for ever so.''I'll make 'em with the tips of my fingers,' said the Ethiopian. 'There's plenty of black left on my skin still. Stand over!'....and wherever the five fingers touched they left five little black marks, all close together..."