Bomb scare...

You couldn't actually make it up!

I've just had a phone call from my Mum... I'm supposed to be collecting them at the airport later. I figure if I stick a dressing on my face I'll get my specs on long enough to drive them home.

However, some eejit has left their bags unattended for too long at the airport so it's been evacuated, all flights have been redirected to Lyon airport and there's a controlled explosion planned. They have no idea when they will get on the plane or indeed home. Apparently there's an hour before the aircraft they are due to depart on lands, but I'm pretty sure they'll not be that lucky!

And here I am thinking that for once their holiday has gone smoothly without incident! Ha! Spoke too soon!

I'm still sore, still knackered but the swelling is slowly going down. I'm going to stick some cling film to my face and wash my hair. At this point I should mention the delightful wake up message I had first thing this morning... at 8.25am no less... some naked shots of women in various poses before a truly riveting passage from some book about witches. You know when you've had about two hours sleep and yet they seem to be early in the morning... when all you want is a little peace and quiet to relish in that illusive thing called sleep? No... me neither!! :oP

No more nausea so I'm working my way through the sea of chocolate that has landed in my house. I'm also getting beaten at chess by Chris and getting beaten at scrabble by Ruby. I love my iPhone and the online world beyond my four walls, it's been my saviour this week for sure! This is a little plane that MrJohn sent me... it seemed apt since it's looking unlikely that I'll be leaving the house.

Rock and roll in my pad today!

25 sleeps!