Cheeky Clean

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

Staying at home with Caro means I get to listen in on her daily phone call to Feefs. 

There's a lot of mockery of parents, a certain amount of juicy goss and a lot of rudeness.

Today's main topic of conversation was this stuff: Cheeky Clean. Both sisters have purchased it and put it in the toilet. 

If you didn't know, it is stuff you spray onto your toilet paper before you wipe, to give you a "cheeky clean" feeling in places.

"Have you used it?" asked Caro.
"Yes. But not on the first wipe. I wanted to warm my bum up first," replied Feefs. 

They both agreed, you should save Cheeky Clean for your penultimate wipe, at the very earliest. 

They also compared notes from their respective husbands. 

"Mine was noncommittal," said Caro.

Craig was actively hostile to it. 

Then they got onto the subject of Toblerone cheesecake. Of which, more on that tomorrow.

S.