DIY

The first rule of Diy (Do It Yourself) is not to use old newspapers. Maeve Don't Blip Me put me under pain of death not to put paint on the driveway when I was painting the garden walls. So I grabbed some old newspapers for cover as I went along. So then when I put them down I started to read the articles as you do. The job then starts to take twice as long as originally planned. Bob got the Nobel Prize for Literature and here they are saying that Ibsen, Checkhov and Tolstoy never got there. Funny how you miss all the stories when you first get the paper.