ZZ TOPPER
WARNING: This post may include disturbing scenes and animal nudity. If you have been affected by this, please contact Uncle Zoltan's Helpline.*
Following the sad death of ZZTop bassist Dusty Hill, Wilson and his brother have formed a ZZ Top tribute band: ZZ Toppers – so called because they're all wearing top hats (because they're too young to grow beards!).
Byron is standing in for the late Dusty, while Uncle Zoltan is taking the place of Frank Beard – ironically the only beardless member of the original band.
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* This warning has been inserted on the instructions of Wilson's Legal Advisor after a similar warning was recently added to the programme for William Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet' at The Globe Theatre, London.