WORLD BRASS PLATE DAY

Today may be World Brass Plate DayI
It probably isn't, but Wilson is behaving as though it is.
To celebrate this (almost certainly non-existent) day he has bought himself a brass plate and he's just finished fixing it to the wall by the front door.
To be quite honest, if I had half as many failed businesses and unpopular inventions to my name as Wilson has, I'd probably not advertise the fact…