At your own risk...

Asturias gets a lot of tourists in the summer. Some are welcome, others are less respectful. This notice was placed by the council of the concejo of Ribadesella. It reads (my translation!),
The risks of an Asturian town
Here we have...
Church bells that ring regularly.
Cockerels that crow in the early morning.
Flocks or herds that live nearby and including some that wear cowbells, that also make a noise.
Tractors that belong to farmers, who work to keep you fed.
Tarmac-surfaced roads that are not motorways - drive carefully.
PS from the town hall: if you can´t accept that, perhaps you´re in the wrong place.
Well, that´s told them...