Coming apart

You know you get some days when everything just fits together seamlessly and properly?
Then you get others where nothing goes right and everything just seems to be coming apart?
Well this isn't any one if these days.
It is just a regular, nothing happens kind of day ( so far).
Apart from this tree of course.
There is a joke somewhere about it's bark being worse than it's bite. But I cannot formulate it.
Or barking up the wrong tree.