Off White

Could probably do with a dab of Persil or paint to brighten him up

Reminds me of when I was a student nurse and the male staff nurses ( rather than wear tunics like they do now ) used to have to wear white orderly's coats on top of their clothes. Some of them would just dab the off white stains with tippex if they hadn't had time to take them home to wash them. Classy. Can't think why we needed a return to modern matrons to instill some standards.