Sums up today

The train ground to a halt by this lake. The weasely man opposite looked at me strangely as I grabbed my camera and stuck the lens up against the glass.

The train was broken and it crawled into London.

Normally I snooze but there were so many noises, paper being turned loudly, the noise of makeup being selected out of the bag, the clicking of fingers on a keyboard and sneezing. It was nearly the commuters symphony.

I arrived in work 1 1/2 hours late so I spent the rest of the day playing catch up

Smile factor: I'd collected enough to have a free soup for lunch

Exercise: lots of dancing on my bum while I worked