I'm leaving on a jet plane.........

............except I didn't because there was no crew to fly the jet plane!!! So........leaving tomorrow.

Goretex suggested I should have a wee competition, just like A'desk does only mine is a word competition because I don't do numbers. So..........who can come up with the best anagram (word, sentence, phrase) from the airports I will visit:
Glasgow, Newark, Philadelphia and Newport News.

Points will be given for originality and humour among other things. Judging will take place on my return on Sunday 23 March.