Mono ...........

 ................. Monday392  (MM392)  -  with thanks to Laurie54/Doyley22 for the optional challenge of "Back to the 60s".

Photo of my radio display in the car playing  The Flowerpot Men  from 1967.   A song I remember very well.


Smile for the Day:


The first applicant of the day at the Pearly Gates explains that his last day was not a good one...

“I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th-floor apartment and found the guy clinging to the rail by his fingertips!

I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found superhuman strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died.”

Saint Peter thanked him for his story and sent him on to the waiting room.

The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.
“I was on the roof of an apartment-building working on the AC equipment and I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th-floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by this cedar chest!”

Saint Peter couldn’t help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room. Saint Peter is still chuckling when his third customer of the day enters.

He apologizes and says, “I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you.”
“I don’t know,” replies the man. “Picture this, I’m naked, hiding in this cedar chest…...”


:o))




~ Anni ~




This is Monday uploaded on Tuesday.