A message from our foreign correspondent

"If you want my opinion, I say that this is a state kitchen based on occupation, that has usurped the rights of others."
Hassan Nasrallah

Pud: Morning, Pud here. I have staged an uprising and have occupied the kitchen worktop. I have been embedded in the story of Maud but this has to change. I demand a revolution! I demand my own entry...

(Whispering) Maud still has the lion share of territory namely the couch and the floor but I am making slow in-roads. I have laid little traps to push back her front-line. One day soon it will all be mine...

Mwah ha ha ha

Maud: Oi! What do you think you are doing?

Pud: I am staging a coup!

Maud: Get your own journal...

Pud: Whatever Trevor..

Maud: But it's mine!

For one day only I give you Pud. He's been a bit poorly has our Pud but he's back just about right again!