Cornflowers & Small Bee

Monday - I have a question for you, my dear Monday - could you just bugger off?

2 colleagues are on holiday and they know the java side of some software that we use.  I can spell "java" but really I have no idea how it works.  So naturally, I got a phone call about an error that stems from Java.  No idea what to do about it and there is nowhere i can find any help that would be helpful.

When that happens, I get really disheartened.  So, sod off Monday - I don't need this.