Say "Cheese!"

Stilton with biscuits this evening. Perhaps it doesn't pay to look too closely at it, but the taste is wonderful

GK Chesterton wrote, "There ought to be a colossal statue in the market-place of the man who invented Stilton cheese. There ought to be another colossal statue of the first cow who provided the foundations of it. There should be a burnished tablet let into the ground on the spot where some courageous man first ate Stilton cheese, and survived. On the top of a neighbouring hill (if there are any neighbouring hills) there should be a huge model of a Stilton cheese, ......"