EPOSUX

My Dear Princess and Dear Friends,

Today was much quieter after the drama of yesterday. I worked from home and hung out with cats. 

The biggest laugh of the day was when Shenée passed us her bank details so we could contribute to a team lunch. 

Not an upcoming one; one we had over a month ago. This was the ONE expense our lovely toolspank managed to come up with that he could withhold an expense claim for. So obviously he did it, just to make a point.

As you know, when you do a bank transfer, you get to make up the bank reference. I put "STOFFEL' as my reference so Shenée could see who the $31 came from. 

"I put 'EPO SUX' on mine," said Ellie. 

(EPO are the toolspank department, for your info).

Fazzi thought that was very funny. 

"Oh that's nothing. I normally put 'DILDOS'," continued Ellie. "I think it must give the bank staff a bit of a laugh."

I felt cheated. "STOFFEL" now seems so pedestrian. It's 'BUTTPLUG' all the way from here on.

S.

p.s. Today's picture is Jasper reading HIS bank statement.