JulieAss Teaser, Part I...

'Friends, roamers, Scotswomen, lend me your ears....'

Why? Where are yours?

Eh? Speak up love!

Can't you hear?

No, of course I'm not Shakespeare, I'm Julie!

I SAID....oh never mind. So you've lost your ears? That's a shame.

Did you say 'What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet....'

No, that's not what I said! You're not hearing me at all, are you...it must really be getting you down.

Yes, you're right. 'Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown...'

Look, what's with all the Shakespeare stuff? I'm finding this conversation a bit hard.

Yes, I am a bit Bard.

A bit Bard??

Mmmm.... a bit Bard of Hearing!