DIY king....

With Satan not quite living room trained yet, we've been spending more time in the dining room.  On top of this, son number two has invited a couple of friends over to watch the football tomorrow night.  So, the obvious solution was to buy a new TV and wall mount it.

The conversation with the company I bought it from was very simple.  Admittedly, the sales chap, James, talked me up to a model which was quite a lot more expensive, but it seemed a sensible decision at the time.  What he didn't tell me, was that it would take me about four hours to assemble the wall mounting bits.  I have left explicit instructions for everyone in the family not to touch it.  My DIY can not be relied upon!