My daughter.........

.........is keen to point out that since I live a stones throw from the bowling green perhaps I should trade in my chain saw for a set of bowls !!
Which drew snorts of indignation from me and a determination to resist at all costs .
And I pointed out that bowls was a game for old people :-O

To which she replied that at 108 I am actually older than every one of these p[ayers :-O

Hhrrruuuummmph!!!