Strategy

Strategy 1: Placing myself in the horizontal position between the humanoids for maximum impact and attention thus guaranteeing a lot of love and affection.

Strategy 2: Placing myself in a vertical position between the humanoid for minimum attention, with the potential of option of staying on the bed.

Strategy 3: NVDA - something all dogs must learn. It works in both the horizontal and the vertical position and is particularly helpful to remain even in the face of extreme human resistance - none violent direct action.

This morning I employed the full stretch and achieved my goal of dislodging both humans. And one of them may even have laughed.

Must try that again.

Posh trouser day. :-)