Mind of her own

Went to see my mum. She’s sparky but in a very basic memory loop.
In the early 80s she was cajoled into going on a Jose Silva Mind Control weekend with the proviso that you only paid if your gained your certificate.
Jose didn’t reckon on my mum though: at the end of the course everyone gathered in the hall to be called out to collect their ’stificut’ - a sure fire way of ensuring payment through group think and peer pressure . When my mum’s name was called out she stood up and said she didn’t want it because the course hadn’t worked for her. She obviously didn’t need mind control.
That sums up my mum to a tee.