Sometimes all you need is a good scratch

So there I am, hunkered doon a' afternoon wi yon muckle camera waiting for they geese to put in an appearance.
Then this wee bug shoots down the neck and proceeds to munchity scrunchity in the middle of my back.
Noo, here's the rub. Ah cannae scratch it because just then the geese arrive on the scene, and noo the big yin decides tae have a scratch under its chin.
Whit a nerve so it has.
So here's the photie and ah'm away down the takeaway for peking duck and pancakes.

douglas


Please forgive the parliamo weegie