A Seat Amongst The Nettles (Catch 22)

We have had a missive from central control about never saying anything negative about our workplace to anyone ever so here is how yesterday went:
We had a marvellous pre-meeing about the fantastically delayed big meeting that is now lined up for Monday. We are going to be told by our  employers that we cannot go over a certain number of images a day or we could get in trouble. The place where we work (not the same as our direct employers) seems to suggest that we will be trouble if we take too few images (this is, of course, is superbly complementary). What we actually need is more technicians (who are rather brilliantly run off their feet) but this will not happen, which is the best news ever.
Today's image reflects this perfect scenario as, whichever way we move, we will get stung, which will be such a joyous occasion (In reality, this is another image for ongoing Valley In Between project).
Some of the above may be laced with heavy sarcasm but I couldn't possible comment.
I have found a quote by DH Lawrence that has nothing to do with any of the above. "Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable sodding rotters, the  flaming sods, the snivelling, dribbling, dithering palsied pulse-less lot".
Again, just to emphasise, this has nothing whatsoever to do with my current working situation.
The extra is called "A Knotty Problem In The Woods".