BOS

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

In the absence of any of my own news, this is a picture sent to me my the Lovely Shuvly.

A couple of weeks ago when her local beauty salon reopened. Shuvly treated herself to the full works When she was dressing after being pampered and beautified, she decided (as her back was covered in lotion) just to fold her bra in half and pop it into her bag.

She popped into the local Coop on the way home but as she took her purse out to pay, the bra hooked onto it and flew, frisbee style, to land behind the teenage (male) checkout assistant.

LS: “It wasn’t even just an everyday t-shirt bra. Gunner* likes to steal washing from the line and has destroyed loads of bras recently, so it was black, lacy and had leopard print bows”

Me: “Fark, you’re down to the bedroom bras! What did checkout dude do?”

LS: “Handed it back, raised an eyebrow and said ‘Nice bra’”

When I had stopped laughing, she said that it would forever now be known as “the bra of shame.”

But Gunner had other ideas and today I received this picture with “Bra of shame no more.” And he had eaten all the bows!

C

*Her puppy