Work Married At First Sight

My Dear Princess, Loulou and Fellows,

Yes. I know.

We didn't INTEND to let Dr. Girlfriend in last night but... well... she was looking for Dave. Who was having fun at ours and clearly going nowhere. So we opened the door and she eventually came in for a nervy explore.

She ended up enjoying herself and even played a little. But it was apparent to us that it was mainly because Dave was so relaxed.

She LOVES Dave and went running up to him, trilling. It is really very sweet. They are like kitty life partners.

As for me, my day on Bumpaddle the 13th was alleviated significantly by Fazzy who sat next to me and we had fun chats. She is a funny, intelligent woman and she told me of her love of chess and Picasso.

"But... but... you're an intellectual!" I spluttered. "How are we even FRIENDS?"

As always, we puttered around the office together, going from meeting to meeting. "You two are so cute," said Gromit.

This was after Fazzy had made me hold her purse while she went to the toilet. It drew a few comments. It was a pink purse. But I think I pulled it off.

Later, Gromit was complimenting me for a piece of work. "Brains AND beauty!" she said. "And I thought you were purely decorative!"

"Excuse ME," said Fazzy with an immaculately timed hair flick. She grabbed my arm and marched off down the aisle with me.

I know this because she announced it. "Down THE AISLE, Gromit!" she said.

"The carpet is wet with my tears," cried Gromit.

It is cute when they pretend to fight over me. And they never seem to tire of it.

On another occasion when Fazzy was cold I loaned her my Emergency Cardigan*. "It's a bit ratty and covered in cat hair," I apologised.

But before I could say more, Gromit seized it and buried her nose into it.

"Ahhhhh Ssssssymon," she breathed, with an obscene shiver.

"Hands OFF," said Fazzy. At which point Gromit stooped over.

"Just picking up the pieces of my broken heart," she sighed, dramatically.

Fazzy naturally refers to me as her "Work Husband" and I must admit it is lovely to have her as my current Work Wife. As you know I was previously Work Married to Lemon, and before that, I was Work Same-Sex Married to Auslaender because I'm also Work Bisexual.

But no-one could ever replace you, Princess. You are my Work Soul Mate.  

However, having a Work Mistress is new to me.

In your FACE, Dave.

S.

* An Emergency Cardigan is totally a thing. Shut up.