Heavy Special Time

My Dear Princess, Loulou and Fellows,

Okay, it's my 2nd Rick and Morty blip in less than two weeks. I'm a little bit obsessed and it is currently providing me with a toe-hold on sanity. Okay? OKAY???

Hmmm. Maybe the sanity part isn't working.

Anyway. The reason I decided to blip this today is because it just made me laugh out loud. 

In this episode (for reasons that are hard to explain) Morty (a 14 year old boy) is put into a position where he has to imagine an original feminist story with female characters (with names) talking about things that are not men. 

If he fails, Rick will die. 

Morty thinks very hard and comes up with two characters who he imaginatively names "Summer" (his sister) and "Mom" (his mum). 

But what do women talk about?

He thinks very hard.

SUMMER: Please let me try your tea.
MOM: Yes. Drink my tea.
SUMMER: Yes. That is very good tea. 
MOM: Summer. Are you having your special time?
SUMMER: Yes. My special time is heavy.
MOM: Yes. Mine also is not light. 
SUMMER: Oh no! The house is under attack from giant female scorpions!
MOM: Fight them Summer! Fight them with your heavy special time!
SUMMER: Yes. You must fight them too! 

It is at this point that lasers start shooting out of places, killing the scorpions.

RUTH BADER GINSBERG: I'm that Supreme Court lady. You did it!
ALL: Yaaaaay.

I know it's stupid, but honestly, I was crying. 

I am a sophisticate. 

S.