Grim

This Black Dog at the age of 2 requires surgery on her 2 rear legs.

Hold on, she only appears to have 3 legs. That will confuse the surgeon!

In other excting news...

Jacca bought me a donut yesterday.

'Those stupid tongs Dad, they made me drop it. I stuck out my leg to stop it landing on the floor - but only succeeded kicking it across the shop... but don't worry it was only on the floor for about 5 seconds.'

This seemed to me a good time to start a diet.