FAMILY VALUES

The Greenfly family are a bit disappointed that the cold, wet weather has delayed the beginning of their gourmet holiday in Hartlepool. However they'll be reassured to know that there will be rainbows, unicorns, cake for everyone and at least three jobs for every man, woman and child if the Conservative candidate wins on Thursday, according to their promises.

(It looks as though I've badly photoshopped the beasties into the picture, but I promise I haven't.)