You wouldn't think it to look at me...

...but I used to be Number One.

Anyone want a pre-loved front door? Only rotten at the bottom...

We have had a pair of workmen in most of the week. Every now and then they ring up to say that one of the windows is worse than thought. The bathroom window was in danger of falling out completely and is now covered in polythene until they can get back to us the week after next.

So we need to raise some money. Shall we say twenty quid for this fine door?