Breaking News! New Bird Species Seen in Ayr!

Well we are all shocked beyond belief! No wonder we all have our beaks open in surprise! Never before have we seen birds shaped like slices of wholemeal bread from M&S!

There we were minding our own business and shuffling our feet trying to decide where to go this evening, as it's Saturday when suddenly we heard wild screeching and these weird bread birds came flapping over the wall at us.

I expect this new species will be extinct quite quickly though. They land with a thud on the floor and don't seem able to get up very quickly, seeming stunned and lifeless after the fall. I poked one with my foot and it disintegrated! I felt like a bird-annibal but yum! I expect I'll suffer with my conscience later, but oh well, survival of the fittest and all that....

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