Super moon rising

It’s a super-moon Enzo!
Hang on I’m peeing, come again..

It’s a super moon Enzo!
Looks like the sun’s working night shift to me.

If it was the sun it would be daytime.
Why’s it so bright then?

The moon’s at its nearest point to Earth, so it appears 10% bigger and much brighter. It’s so bright the iPhone can’t cope.

Do you need a better phone?
No, this ones fine.

Looks the same size to me!
It’s bigger.
You sure?

Yep!
Really?
Yep!

(Silence with faint whirring noise)

What’s a percent?